Tuesday!!

So on Tuesday i had dinner @ some Chinese buffet with the parental units
and the very very infamous GLADYS <3 <3



Gladys and I have a very special relationship--our conversations go something like this (all conversations are in spanish):

Gladys: what are you going to get from the buffet? What are you going to eat?
Curly: verga. (cock)

Gladys: I dont like those shrimps--they are slimy.
Curly: like your vagine?
Gladys: like your asshole.




THEN!
i went to hang out with the lovely, Ms. Jen Awad @ her show @ SMILES <3



UUGH THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN I felt that stupid CHINESE FOOD trying to come up out of me!!! But FIRST RULE OF BAR ETIQUETTE: YOU NEVER TAKE A SHIT AT A BAR!!...
in any case, this is the bathroom i made a poopie in :D


everything was going lovely! we watched the girls (JEN AWAD and my lovely, WEATHER) perform. But there were a lot of straight people and Curly was in need of some refreshments...





so my girl, Jess, smoked me out <3 yayyyyy



But the night got super interesting when this super drunk guy brought us armenian pastries and then danced his ass off to Jen's music....an interpretive dance of sorts...it was love at first sight...



<3 <3



my big ol' man feet dont fit :)



overall, super cute night con la YENNIFER